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Who's our hardest player right now?

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  1. Albert’s Chip Sock

    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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    It used to be Tiote. When he stared, you shivered.

    Who wouldn't you want to upset on the training ground. I like Ritchie. He looks a radge packet.
     
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  2. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    You been on the energy drinks mate?

    Also, Joelinton is the most feared, he scares the **** out of me.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Most of them scare me when I see their names on the team sheet!
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Lascelles v Carroll would be an interesting fight.
     
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  5. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Carroll. He has previous.
     
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  7. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Honestly think Lascelles would smash him into next week. Carroll does have previous, as does Jamaal (remember Diame), Carroll is also made entirely of fine bone china.

    Meanwhile I could see Ciaran Clark just walking straight up to one of them if they started creating issues in the canteen and just pulling out a fork, stabbing it into his own leg without breaking eye contact and calmly saying "that is what I'm willing to do to myself so don't give me a reason to f*ck you up" before yanking it out, handing them the bloody fork and then walking off cool as you like.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Are you currently seeing a therapist ?

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I've always thought Hayden looks like he'd be up for a scrap, he's always arguing with people on the pitch.

    Then I reckon its Ritchie, he's got that little bulldog thing about him

    Tiote was hard as nails

    Barton, Nolan and Carroll were tough as nails, big reason we so easily stayed up on our return is cos those three ran the club with an ironfist.
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    Fernandez maybe
     
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  11. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    I think him or Wilson aye

    Wilson strong as **** though.. He'd win in a grapple
     
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  12. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    They are all soft ****s.
     
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  13. Blue harvest

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    Shelvey, he'd be all kinds of punches...not one on them would land mind you, but he'd some how develop a reputation as having a cultured swing!

    Almiron, he'd probably just stand there smiling whilst being hit, really frighten the hell out of the other person!
     
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  14. Charlie Snakescock

    Charlie Snakescock Well-Known Member

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    I'd say Hayden, he's the one who does the most scrapping in midfield, while Shelvey is being a pansy and playing beautiful 60 yard crosses off the field.
     
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