When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his c*ck and throws it at the female octopus so that she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new c*ck ! If that Isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to go and f*ck themselves, I really don’t know what is
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there are more ways to solve a problem than with violence. Confucius.
My new sexy neighbour just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you... She said thanks, but looked a little confused that her wardrobe was talking to her!