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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Julio

    Julio Well-Known Member

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    Get in. Time to start really looking over ya fat shoulders horse punchers
     
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    Julio, Feb 20, 2021
  2. Ben 10

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    I can almost see the turd division
     
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    Ben 10, Feb 20, 2021
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  3. Julio

    Julio Well-Known Member

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    We are about 20 games away from being in the same division

    I ****ing love the total and utter lack of hope attached to your football club
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I particularly loved your double relegation into the Turd Division from whence you've struggled to escape these last three seasons. Long may it continue knob jockey <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 20, 2021
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I see the bellend has been set free to roam the streets
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    His brother and sister, sorry, his parents have gone out for the night.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 20, 2021
  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Not the old “we’ll be playing you next season” ****e that you’ve been trotting out the last three years?
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Has he finally turned up? Like a little coward he's been missing for three months.
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Morning all.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 22, 2021
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hopeful of getting up to the Championship next year Sid?
    You fellas seem to have momentum.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 22, 2021

  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's a tough division to get out of. Sunland keep winning but so do the teams above them (Lincoln and Peterborough). You get the feeling automatic promotion is out of their hands. That must be frustrating...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 22, 2021
  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can't see us getting automatic promotion TBH. That means the dreaded play-offs and, as DD says, that is tough...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 22, 2021
  13. Albert’s Chip Sock

    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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    They are incosequential. I'd morre interested in Pools results. Bigger team now.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 22, 2021
  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Another win, ce soir! I appreciate that you're not interested, as we are "incosequential" and you're "morre" interested in the Pools (banner explained), but I thought you might still like to know.

    Okay, okay, so you're not interested. There's no pleasing some fans, as Mike Ashley often says (allegedly), but since when do I give a ****?

    Two-nil! Woo-hooooo!!!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 23, 2021
  16. Deletion Requested1

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    I think you mean "inconsequential" - you didn't do the boycoutt bedsheet did you?
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Another third division win, over 100 games now played down in division 3.

    No matter how down we get... Mackems continue to put things into perspective.

    like in life.. there’s always someone worse off than you.....
     
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    <whistle> Jaws is one of my favorite films
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That's probably about as many games as we've played in Europe, against the likes of Barcelona, Inter Milan, Sporting Lisbon (not Burton, Fleetwood, or Accrington Stanley).
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 23, 2021
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  20. Delusional Full Stop

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    That’s right Chippy, that’s right.

    :)
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 23, 2021
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