"My Bad"

It's only a shortened version of my bad luck. What's wrong with you all.
Thinking outside of the box alludes to the small dot puzzle where a line must pass through the box separating the dots.
Axe has a basis in history as the original Anglish language uses axe as the word ask.

I still hate that **** at the end of the day though. And i mean that 110% literally.

Shola says, "you know what i mean" So does Frank Bruno.

 

Ghengis Badger, are you home or away at the moment? I have been wondering if you managed to get to any games at all, or are you still refusing to go?

 

I say oh oh muh bad from time to time when something goes wrong. As someone correctly pointed out the 'you know' is far worse, and it's not only footballers it's all over society. You know it. I'd rather listen to some girl from california say like every ten seconds than someone telling a story with you know every other phrase. Makes me cringe.

 

Agreed on My Bad.

I also dislike...

I'm not being funny yeah... I guarantee whatever comes out of a persons mouth after that is never funny, hence there was no reason to add the preamble.

Wayne Rooney when he says "You know eeeerm" every 5 seconds in an interview.

People who appear to be writing for an eternity on Facebook chat whilst I'm wanting to log off but I'm too nice to cut them off so I wait and all they come up with is "I no".

People in my office who abbreviate everything, the worst of all being this little cycle - 'Can't be bothered' turns into 'can't be arsed', which is fine, but then it turns into CBA, oh but it's not finished there - it's now "Ceebs". How many times should people have to say I can't be bothered, before it's compressed into "Ceebs"....in fact, that phrase really shouldn't get used in the work place all that often anyway.

 

I'm away at the mo. I have not been to a game yet. Although, to be honest i have not had the temptation as all the home games were when i have been away. I know how much i love going and was still tempted to renew my tickets. But i said **** em. I will go if it suits me and and i'm not paying for all the tickets i give away. I had 2 x 1892 club and was going to go for the 10year deal. I would have wasted a lot. I will be sorely tempted though if i'm home for any home games.

 

That's the only one that really bothers me, the rest I just find funny.

 

I hate TLAs being used continuously at meetings. They are a blockage to communication and people are too frightened to ask what the mean in case they are thought stupid. I mentioned this one or two occasions and then got nodding heads. I also asked someone what a TLA was and he could not answer. Most of them did not know it was a three letter abbreviation. There is no excuse in documents as you can use the doc. controls to extend the words every time you type it.

 

I always say ceebs . And I also say obv instead of obviously. I'm a scumbag!

 

Like is not to be used as punctuation.

Neither is ****ing, ****, **** or a plain simple ****.

 

Erik will like this:

[video=youtube;om7O0MFkmpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw[/video]

 

I believe in only the proper, Geordie use of the word 'like'.

That pie was, like, canny. - WRONG.

That pie was canny like. - CORRECT

Occasionally the two have been combined to form.

That pie was, like, canny like.

I'm not sure where I stand on that.

 

People spelling legend as "ledgend" makes me want to blow my brains out.

Equally annoying is when people describe their mates as "legends" when they're quite obviously not.

 

When people do status's on Facebook where every single word they write has a capital letter for the first letter, such as...

'Oh My God, All My Mates Are Such Ledgends'

 

I have a horrible habit with "at the end of the day". I don't like it and don't know how it began. I feel like Alan Shearer reeling out his cliches on match of the day! Indeed if I ever use it in a thread on here I wish to be called a prize twat. Hopefully it will then stop.

There are loads that annoy me but generally I believe we have a beautiful language and the youth of today have shat all over it by introducing text speak into everyday life.

 

#~*~ReMeMbEr WhEn EvErY gIrL oN tHe InTeRnEt WrOtE lIkE tHiS~*~#?

 

A couple of weeks ago Alan Shearer described a poor performance by one losing team, (can't recall who) as "A bad day at the office".
I wish he'd think a bit more before he speaks.

 

To be honest it just looks like you've been practising your serial killer clues to leave for the police..........................................

 

That's annoying to read and must be time consuming to type.

 

HoW vErY tRuE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Do you have a Yorkshire accent? It is at its worst with a Yorkshire accent.

" A' en' u' deyy. "