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Should we bring Pardew back?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Feb 15, 2021.

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Pardew for manager

  1. Yes

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  2. Absolutely

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  3. Are you mad? Of course we should!!!

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Proper geezer

    Remember we scored against Liverpool, first goal as manager and he just went "yep." Took a swig of water :emoticon-0152-heart

    Headbutted some Hull ****, who were managed by our current fat butcher :emoticon-0146-punch

    Called Pellegrini a ****ing old ****, which turns out was true <diva>

    Adored by the Geordie faithful world over, my man, Alan Pardew.

    Europa League here we come <smooch><cheers>

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    Welshie, Feb 15, 2021
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    No. But he’s a damn better manager than Bruce.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Feb 15, 2021
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Headbuts players and abuses the elderly (allegedly) so no.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2021
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Really? I didn’t know this? What did he do?
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Feb 16, 2021
  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    His recent records make nice reading - ie Crystal Palace having the worst record of any of the 92 league clubs in 2016, or his ferocious stats at his last club of played 8, won 1, then asked to **** off.

    But yeah, its all about the glory days at West Ham where he got sacked for ****ing half the players wives.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Feb 16, 2021
  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    No.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 16, 2021
  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Absolutely is leading by 100%

    glad to see everyones behind this
     
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    Welshie, Feb 16, 2021
  8. Ben 10

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    No
     
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    Ben 10, Feb 16, 2021
  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Called Pellegrini a stupid old ****
     
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    Welshie, Feb 16, 2021
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    We're not good enough for Sir Alan anymore :(
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 16, 2021

  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I think we can tempt him if all players offer their wives

    @Albert's Chip Shop will you throw in Pouchies wife as a bonus?
     
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    Welshie, Feb 16, 2021
  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Thank God this was a piss take thread.

    How low can we go?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Feb 16, 2021
  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What was the name of that Welsh town...LLDLD...?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 16, 2021
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And nutted Meyler.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2021
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He’s not married to her. Or she takes her ring off when she’s pumping the man fat.

    either way take her. Most have.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2021
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    No.

    But he is a far better coach/manager which is damning on Bruce.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Feb 16, 2021
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So is Carver

    Or Trev
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Since that season look at the decline of the club. In the PL we have lost significantly more than we have won and conceded significantly more than we have scored.

    Shelvey joined in 15/16 and look what’s happened since.

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    Prince Isak (GG), Feb 16, 2021
  19. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    And please note the lowest points tally we ever had was 37. That season we got relegated.

    Steves target this season is now 35.

    And he’s made progress?

    And he’s a good manager?

    And we are meant to have made progress?

    And we have mass hysteria?
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Feb 16, 2021
  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The 3 seasons before

    16
    10
    15

    Ignore the relegation season as he wasn't really there for that

    The three seasons after

    10
    13
    13

    I hate this twat but he is not to blame.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Feb 16, 2021
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