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Match Day Thread NUFC vs Chelski

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I predict 5 unfortunatelys at full time
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Nope your wrong.

    He’s the worst player in all the leagues.

    But Gayle is giving him a wonderful run.
     
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    They realised really quick to just be at Krafth.. Useless player

    Gayle offers nothing and Clark and lacelles can't play the ball.

    Then you've a passenger in shelvey
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What a shambles we are/
     
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    I do love the fact that no matter how **** we are, we can always look down on you lot.
     
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  7. Fox Mulder

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    Fans have been calling for gayle but me has no upper body strength, can't dribble, can't pass.... He just floats around
     
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    We are ****ing ****.
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Today’s Bruce tactic is. Everyone sit back. When we get the ball. Give it to ASM and then watch him try to take on the world. Eventually lose the ball.

    Then in the second half around 60 minutes he will get a fake injury and come off because he can’t be arse anymore.
     
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    I knew the injuries were bad, but once again people wouldn't listen.

    It's Chelsea we were really always going to lose this game, so no point stressing..

    We have to hope Burnley and Sheff United beat Fulham simple as that this week
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    Goal drought? Come play against the toon, problem solved!
     
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    There a better team... If we had schar Manq and Wilson we might have caused a few problems, but their replacements are not premier league players.
     
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    Yet never when we play each other. If i was you i would spend the second half writing to ya MP to see if they can get Fulhams result last night changed
     
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    He might have been struggling but seriously

    Timo werner vs emil Krafth
     
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    Cricket score.

    Seeing Bruce boils my piss
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    But we could have had a go. We don’t need to do what we have done best part of all season and just sit back and do absolutely **** all.

    Did Bruce really try and come for a draw. Why?
     
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  18. cronemeister

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    You can literally write the script with us. Has your team not won in 37 games? Has your star striker failed to find the net despite having a million shots on target? Come and have a game against Bruce’s boys, we’ll solve all of your problems for you and make your ****test players look like worldies!
     
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    It’s embarrassing.
     
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    Lascelles is so ****e he crocks a player to enable Chelski to bring on an even better player.
     
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