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    ADVICE NEEDED

    I am thinking of giving my wife roses for valentines but the internet is coming up with conflicting advice, it is a minefield of etiquette and superstition.

    Should I give her 6, 12 or just give her the whole tin?
     
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    Plastic now WD. Unless you get it from 1976 <ok>
     
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    @Taffvalerowdy have I just had deja vu? Or are you switching accounts like @Rina/Dillis? Confused.com.
     
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    No - I posted this on Wednesday<cheers>
    I have just the one account <cheers>
     
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    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed £30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her £30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
    Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
    Jack took the money.
     
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