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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I spent 4 years at University learning that:
    1) skatole and indole are the chemicals that make farts smell
    2) stachiose is the substance in baked beans that make you fart - the more you cook the beans the more they will make you fart
    3) only about 45% of people can fart methane
    4) ruminants (especially cows) farts are the source of the majority of methane in the atmosphere. Methane is a far more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide
     
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    Money well spent then :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    And for years people have been blamed for killing the planet. At last, the truth comes out. It’s that old cow down the roads fault.

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    I remember going into Holland & Barrett's when I was working in London and asked the girl if the multivitamins would make me fart.
    She said " Nah mate, they'll make you fin "
     
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    Any sort of dried beef like the South African biltong. Combine it with some dried fruit afterwards and you'll make quite the cocktail of smells.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A female I was performing cunnilingus on once let one go right in my chops :emoticon-0132-envy: ffs, classy or what? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Did the pissflaps wobble when she blew?!

    Guinness is great for farting!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I tell you what i did though...i just continued <laugh>
     
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