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The fat ones do when they're chasing criminals.

 

Go to the foot of our stairs.

 

Morning Rodge

 

morning im just off to kip

 

time to rest the japs eye he's been busy the neet

 

mind some of Bobby Thompsons sayings are classic

 

I like the Welsh ones.
Don't come down the ladder Dai, I've taken it away.

Who's coat is that Jacket ?

 

wife Bobby will yer fix me shopping bag the handles broke

why the naars i cannut de that as nee technician

 

anyway mate im off goodnight no playing with little tadger

 

In work ffs.
Night mate

 

Jumping on a call is equally daft.

Up a height
Tickled pink
Daft as a brush
Would you fancy that

you what?

 

thick as a plank
a tanner short of a shilling
a fish lot
put your cossy on

 

"He just can't stop scoring goals."

 

Keep thee feet still Geordie Hinney, let's be happy through the neet
Cos wa haven't been se happy through the day
So give us that bit confort, keep thee feet still Geordie lad
And divvent drive me bonny dreams away.

 

Then ends up being the ex husband and in hospital with broken bones!

 

"It was easier to score" when he's missed a sitter! Surely if it was easier he would've done

 

I was awaiting your response

 

One that I saw today in the bit about about KLD (was it the telegraph?) "it's always darkest just before the dawn". Apparently it isn't. There's numerous factors that affect when it's darkest but, generally, it's considered that the middle of the night is the darkest, not just before dawn

 

How about when you were a kid and you were trying to get your parents to buy you a new bike - "Bike? BIKE???" (voice always went up for some reason!) ""I'll give you bike!" which is exactly what I wanted - never did go to pick one out to buy though!