Ours is 4 and a half. Because of Covid our second - born the day before the first lockdown in London - hasn’t been here yet. We have another one on the way
Prince Charles has just arrived in Iran. ...."Where's the Shah?", he asked. "Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide. "Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth.."
Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles. Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
TRAIN TICKET Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football game.. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watchas the three women buy just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men taketheir respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea so after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man. 'Watch and learn,' answer the women. When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the womenleaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in whichthe men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says,'Ticket please.' I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
