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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife..
    "Just some drunken bloke asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it's 3 am and it's blinking pouring with rain out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two lads helped us?
    I think that you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too, you know."
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
     
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  5. Sunderpitt

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    Hmm count the currants...
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    16. 45. 33.
    What is the fourth missing number?
     
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    I think it was_is the speeds vinyl records are or were played?

    A sort of Connect Quiz question?
     
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    16 is 11+4+1
    45 is 11*4+1
    33 is 11*(4-1)
    55 is 11*(4+1)
    Or it could be something else. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    If there was a prize for this, I'd be tempted to take it from Sunderpitt and give it to you for your thinking outside the box, or whatever you did to come up with that. Brilliant !
     
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