Match Day Thread Wolves v Southampton FA Cup 5th Round 11/2/21 5:30 pm BT Sport 1

Please could we have a volunteer for the Saints v Wolves game on Sunday 14th Feb at 12:00 pm (Amazon Prime)?

 

Alot of fast, direct passing play through the middle of the pitch, always looked dangerous each time they came us. Do not fancy this game with our current frailties throughout the team. Will get chances but our poor conversion rate does not help. We will be relying on JWP from free kicks to keep us in the game.

Not sure l can get the game anyway here in Saudi, as they tend to follow only the EPL, l may not be trying too hard to find it on the night.

 

Hi!

I'm in. Bring out the big guns.

 

When do you want it?

 

For the record I’m not giving him stick, I’m cutting him some slack. He has strengths and weaknesses and I’ve got to accept that

 

Soon as you like, can’t see a problem with it being up before the Cup game but if you haven’t got time before then, no worries.

 

Surely after the cup game. I don’t want to have to go the two threads to slag them off

 

It's up. Like we all will be ourselves on Valentine's Day.

 

Benny, is that yew?

 

In the Quarter Final. Beat them again and we’ll be in the QF again. I’m sure that has some sort of karmic significance

 

It’s because people refuse to forget that throwaway remark of Puel’s, that he’s been judged unfairly ever since, imo.

 

Spoiler: Not related to the thread at all. And quite long.

Reminds me for no reason of a gag that I love.

A chap with an excellent sense of humour goes to the circus one night. The clowns come on asking for a member of the audience to assist. He puts up his hand and gets picked.

CLOWN: Excuse me sir, are you the front end of an ass?

Our hero: No

CLOWN: Are you the rear end of an ass?

Our hero: No

Clown: In that case, sir, you must be NO END of an ass!

The crowd errupts and the chap sits there laughing along with everyone else, for he is a man of humour.

On the way out of the circus he sees a poster: "Learn how to answer back; come to Dr Patterson's school of quick wit and ready repartee". He thinks "I really ought to learn that skill".

So, three years of study later, he returns to the circus.

The clowns come on as usual and ask for a volunteer.

Our man, now a master of quick wit and ready repartee puts his hand up and is picked.

CLOWN: Excuse me sir, are you the front end of an ass?

Our hero: No

CLOWN: Are you the rear end of an ass?

Our hero: No

Clown: In that case, sir, you must be NO END of an ass!

The audience erupts in laughter. Our man stands and waits until the laughter dries to silence and says...

**** off you red nosed ****!

 

We’re not all newly weds mate...

 

I've always been a big fan of Redmond but he's been pretty poor for a long time now with his effective games becoming rarer and rarer.

 

Yeah, nothing to do with him being crap this season.

 

We are in for a thigh-tanic struggle here guys. While Che has some of the best in the business, he is up against the beast himself, Adama Traore.

We really need to hope Che is putting in some extra squats this week after training!

 

Press conference with Ralph at 1:30pm ahead of our first game with Wolves away in the cup. Hopefully we will get some good news on KWP.

 

Sorry to say but I can see us getting tonked in this & then getting a result at weekend, which will be such a “huh” moment. Live in hope tho.

 

Great news on KWP. We're nearly back to fit and firing again, so I don't expect this poor run to go on much longer. In fact, coincides nicely with a Laces thread.