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    I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them.

    In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
     
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    Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!


    I mean, it's not that hard......
     
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    Being one of the few Asians in Glasgow, I'm often asked "what's a Hindu?".

    Why does everyone look puzzled when I reply "lay eggs"?
     
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    I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn

    “All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
     
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