Off Topic Liverpool vs Man City humorous moment.

Just before half-time, a Liverpool free kick, just outside the City box.
City build their wall, and one of them, as is in vogue, lays prone just behind the wall to prevent a sneaky low shot as the wall jumps up.

One of the standing City men in the wall, looks behind him at the player on the floor and drags him along the ground about 6 inches, presumably based on feedback from his keeper.

Commentator's comment: : "He's dragging his teammate along the ground by his ears !!".

Don't get that in the Super Bowl - they wear bloody helmets

Edit: City's Roger Federer look-alike misses a penalty.
Guardiola out !

 

They'll stop doing it when one of the players in the wall jumps two feet and lands fairly and squarely on the knackers of the one on the ground...

 

Alisson's the joke at the moment.

 

There's nothing funny about being hit in the knackers.







Oh, wait. There is isn't there?


Why though? Why?

We all know how much it bloody hurts so why do we always crease ourselves whenever anyone is gonadically compromised?


If I feel pain, don't you also feel pain?

Is it not shared on some Universal level?

Will we not all be free of suffering only when suffering is eradicated from us all?




Or is that Buddhism?

I can never remember.


Being kicked in the bollocks or following The Noble Eightfold path.

Isn't it ultimately the same thing in a Universe ruled by chance and indifference?




As you were.

 

Quantum bollocks.
The deepest question is why only 2 per ?

 

Has Drogba made a comeback?

 

Or 2 at all?

As anyone who has suffered an inguinal hernia will tell you, basic design fault at play here.

The whole reproductive thing could have been much better designed to be honest.

 

Yep, a simple heat engineering problem. A spermal thermal jacket may have done the trick.

 

One of the co-commentators said something about 'I don't understand why the wall needs that stupid draught excluder', or something like that.

 

Gary Neville didn’t understand why that player lays facing away from the ball on co-commentary. Probably because the ref would give a handball if it hit them knowing how decisions this season have gone.

 

You expect that from one of the Neville sisters.

 

Great to see liverpool whacked

 

Can you imagine the number of "VAR cheat" threads we'd have on here if we were still in the PL??

 

Did anyone else think the Salah penalty wasn't? He totally bought that imho.

 

Not just Salah, all players lose their ability to stand up when their shirt sleeve brushes against an opponents shirt...