I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them. In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction! I mean, it's not that hard......
Being one of the few Asians in Glasgow, I'm often asked "what's a Hindu?". Why does everyone look puzzled when I reply "lay eggs"?
I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn “All Things Gright And Geautikal !”