Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I know what you mean,in lockdown last year I had my 50th in June ....the wife cooked steak, then we drank too much wine .....then sang out of tune to Alexa

 

A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberations decide on their local Chinese restaurant.
They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special 'Chicken Surprise'.

The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount, and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.

Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'

'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the Chicken Surprise'

'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter.....















'I've brought you the Peking duck'

 

To the guy who invented zero....

......thanks for nothing!

 

And to the binary lovers....this 1s for you!

 

There's 10 types of people in this world...

 

@fatletiss and all marmite lovers.
New one with chilli on sale from the 7th in Sainsbury’s.
https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/new-pro...d-edition-dynamite-with-chilli/652853.article

 

a thousand times.

 

That is gross. The last time I felt this sick was when I was sea sick in a storm in the middle of the channel aboard an old Townsend Thoreson bucket of a ferry.

 

It’s lovely, the one with peanut butter is lovely as well.....definitely going to try it with chilli.

 

Two parrots sat on a perch.
One of the turns to the other and says "can you smell fish".

 

Already been on to that... sunday, Sunday!

 

the one with peanut butter doesn’t do it justice. Been mixing the two for years and that way you get decent amount of marmite ...

#hardcorethickmarmite

 

My mate dropped some of these on my doorstep this week... delicious (with added marmite of course)

 

I am going to send some to @St. Luigi Scrosoppi

 

send me some too then. Save a trip. I’ll stay at home. Save lives. Saintrichie hero.

 

Another screen legend gone

RIP Captain Von Trapp