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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Doc., Jan 29, 2021.

  1. Doc.

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    Es49XYdXIAMHUs4.jpeg


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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    " See you've eaten your sofa "
     
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    Ppppppppppick up a penguin
     
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    We don't use tactics?
     
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    Catering bacon.....what the **** is that?
     
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  6. Doc.

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    I here's mine


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    "I'm ****ing starting me like"
     
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    "who drew a yellow willy on MY back"
     
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    The Cabbage & The Average .....
     
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    "Oh yeah, I remember the mess that Bobby and I inherited at Wigan, let's talk about that shall we?"
     
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    Is it raining?
     
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    Brucie - Wan kinjonesie...
     
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    I have to say Jones is definitely looking at bruce thinking ****ing hell this guys clueless
     
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    Jones: "Are you sure your coat is a size medium?"
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "You... want Almiron on the right?"
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "Those are cones Steve, everyone uses them like"
    "Oh aye? huh, made out of plastic ye say?"
     
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    Bruce
    " look Graeme we're doing things my way"
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I like portraying Bruce as a complete bumbling imbecile that simply doesn't know the first thing about football.

    "Ye na they don' even use propa grass these days?"
    "huh?"
    "ye grassmaster they call it ya na"
    "Steve, it's still grass, just like, that's a brand name. Like, they take real grass, add fibres and stuff make it easier to manage"
    "huh?"

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    It's a worrying photo
     
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