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Match Day Thread The neeone gives a **** that we're playing Leeds tomorrow matchday thread!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Jan 25, 2021.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    He's absolutely useless.

    Can't move never mind run
    Can't tackle
    Can't header
    Can't take good free kicks
    Can't take good corners
    Can't turn
    He's supposed to be a great passer of the ball, but he's simply allowed to do it over and over again.. We lose possesion almost every time

    He just runs about getting in the way pointing
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Without scrolling back that could be any of our players apart from Darlow <laugh>
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Not for me.. We just need to keep the gap and hope that's the bottom 3.

    We don't have goal difference anymore do 6 points with a worse gd is huge instead of 7
     
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  4. Gordonthetoony

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    What an absolute joke of a team. 2 cart horses in midfield which Leeds will exploit and only 2 changes to a team woefully outplayed by Aston Villa. I love my city but if it means cabbage heed going prepared to accept defeat.
     
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  5. cronemeister

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    Jesus Christ mate, did she send you away with a big bottle of MTFU pills as well? When all’s send and done you’ve been to the hossy to have a ****ing eyelash removed! are you Marcelino in disguise?
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    The running issue is the key problem

    For whatever reason nufc and our moronic manager hasn't figured out that mobility is an absolute must in ALL areas these days
     
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  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I’d rather have Steven Hawkin and Ironsides in midfield than Hendricks and shelvey ffs.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Are we playing a back 5 again? With a flat midfield and Wilson isolated 30 yards from a nufc player?
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    What is the formation and where are the players playing I can’t work it out? Help me!
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Mate, you've no idea. My right eye is blind as **** and to have the irritating little **** of a lash from my good eye was unbelievable. Could have <diva> right there and then <diva>
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    5 3 2 yes I can't see what else it could be

    5 4 1?
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    I think he might play Fraser up with Wilson and have Hayden in midfield with cart horse. Hendricks and miggy out wide perhaps.
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Well roll up your sleeves lads ill see you all at half time when we can of course dust ourselves down
     
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  15. magpie290761

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    Leeds biggest problem is defending crosses from set pieces. Let’s bring in a winger and take out Carroll ffs
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    Darlow in goal, 9 at the back, Wilson 60 yards ahead of everyone else
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    They'll have no problem defending ours, we can't get them past the 1st man
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    Schar ****ed, great start
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Schar down knackered -- shoulder
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Doesn't look good.
     
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