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Match Day Thread The neeone gives a **** that we're playing Leeds tomorrow matchday thread!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Jan 25, 2021.

  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    A few stats just to depress you all further ......

    • Newcastle could fail to score in five straight matches for the first time since March 1981.
    • They have won just three of their past 13 matches at St James' Park, drawing four, losing six and keeping one clean sheet.
    • The Magpies could lose home and away games against a promoted side for just the third time in the Premier League.
    • Newcastle have only attempted 82 shots after nine Premier League home games, their lowest tally since Opta records began in 2003.
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    and now for something completely different


    pulls on the heartstrings every time


     
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  3. hammyend

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    Blimey lads! - how many of you are on suicide watch? You are playing the most indisciplined side in the prem,a side that leak goals for fun and you can't see a win? Your tactics of ten behind the ball then hit em' on the break will work a treat - you will win 2-1 - and there's more! Tomorrow our lot play Brighton, a game I fancy us to win. Brighton will be fretting over their cup game away to Leicester, and it gets better! On Saturday we play WBA, another game I fancy us to win, an you can watch it live on BBC1 - no dodgy streams or PPV - enjoy! Bye for now ,my Jack Daniels is waiting.
     
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  4. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    I want some of what you're drinking mate - because it's not just Jack Daniels is it ......? <laugh>
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

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    Pass me the bottle.

    The only slight issue with your statement is we simply don't "hit 'em on the break". We don't know how. I'd bet a considerable sum we may not have a single shot - you're talking about a team that let Sheff Utd play like Brazil. We had ALL ELEVEN players in the box vs Villa when Traore scored. The only way we can be more defensive is just sitting everyone on the goal line.

    Good luck in your matches, though - that's literally all we have, the hope there's three teams end up with less points than we do.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That 3-2 was my first ever home game. If memory serves we won that and then didn't win again for weeks and weeks until we beat Chelsea. Still remember the Pink headline the day of the Chelsea game - "Whoopee It's A Win!"

    Some things haven't changed at all <wah>
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    So true.
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    If that was the first game of that season we went on to lose the next 10 games. Yes TEN.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I've had to go to urgent care eye department. There's a good chance I'll miss this one <diva>
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Is watching Newcastle is that bad for your eyes? I thought it only destroyed souls.
     
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  11. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Did you watch our first game against them? Looked like a CL team vs non league ffs!
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

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    Bruce is going to play lacelles, Shelvey and Carroll this giving us no chance whatsoever
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    • Newcastle could fail to score in five straight matches for the first time since March 1981.
    That stat is horrendous, of all the **** statistics Bruce is overseeing - if he breaks that one surely he has to go? A negative140 year record ffs!
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Look we drew the 1st half with arsenal
     
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  15. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Praise the lordy! do we get half a point for that? been so long since we picked any up I've forgotten how it works.
     
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  16. G4rdToonArmy

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    Apparently no Carroll as Frasers coming in.
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    • 26Darlow
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    • 16Hendrick
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    • 4M Longstaff
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  18. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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  19. Dr Van Helsing

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    No legs in the middle and he's learned nothing.. He thinks this 5 3 2 works
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    Why would anyone play Hendrick over Longstaff?
     
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