Match Day Thread Our next game

Ah, so you've picked Villa? I'm thinking of giving Leicester a go.

 

You made it to half time? I'm struggling to watch more than 15-20 mins - tbh the only reason I got on to watch it was because apparently the gloves were off - replaced with mittens from what I could see and bombed out of my stream very quickly.

 

This will be an easy 4-0 win to the Toon and they will win the next three games and then the takeover will be announced and SB will be sacked and all will be well in Geordie Land

 

....said nobody, ever.

 

Well I've said it,so you're wrong there

 

Touché

 

I have lost interest in the PL this season. This spreading the games out over each day means that we always seem to be on at 2am in the morning here. It doesn’t help that I know it will be tedious as **** to watch.

Having said that we will win this 2-0. Goals feom Wilson and Longstaff.

 

This tickled me from Twitter:

 

Villa is so important for us with Burnley winning at Liverpool. We are definitely in a relegation fight now and with the next 5 games looking very iffy I predict we will be in bottom 3 by end of Feb and too late to do the obvious and get rid of the useless Bruce. If we lose on Saturday then he has to bulleted out.
Ashley will soon be facing losing his sale, value dropping like a stone and dramatic loss in next seasons ticket money along with TV revenue.

 

Is this game seriously on at 9 o clock tomorrow?

thats 10 o clock here, on a ****ing Saturday. This season has been absolutely ****ing ****e for us in every single possible way.

**** this club to the absolute core. Go bust so we can smash it down and start again.

Who in their right mind would pause their saturday night to watch Newcastle, the absolute worst team in the league.

 

It's 8pm

 

Like why tho?

Why are we constantly the end of the evening match?

Beyond us being so dire of course they simply don't want anyone to see us

 

The main event. Bruceys entertainers

 

Got a feeling Bruce is going to get a result tomorrow.

 

I'd like to see him in with Canelo like

 

He will get a win tomorrow

 

I wouldn't rule it out but I don't think so. His lucks ran out. He'll probably rush StMax back being the prick that he is and he'll get injured again

 

I wouldn't be surprised to see Bruce trying something different again tomorrow, now that the gloves have came off as well as the wheels.

So with that being said l think he will go with Darlow in goal, we have a defensive crisis at CB with Fede out, Clark a doubt and Schar on his way out the door. Captain fistpumps will no doubt partner a half fit Clark or Hayden at the back. Manquillo was on the bench against arsenal so I'd expect the merry-go-round at right back to continue with him coming in out of the cold. Lewis at lb. Everyone and their mother knows Shelvey hasn't got the legs to play CM. Why the **** he doesn't play to his strengths and play him in the number 10 role where he can actually create chances is beyond me. Play Matty at DM alongside Hayden if possible. Miggy on the left, Murphy on the right. Wilson up front. No doubt it will be something completely different and I can see a 3-0 defeat on the horizon. Barkley and Watkins brace.

 

Jeff Linton will play. Put my house on it

 

Well what will the starting 11 be and what formation?

About 90 mins before KO, Steve will get out the tombola and draw out the formation. Then using ball set 4 and machine Guinevere, the starting 11 will be tumbling out.

I'm going for:
4-4-1------1
Darlow

Manquillo (as it's his turn)
Lascelles
Hayden
Lewis

Murphy
Hendrick
Longstaff, S
Richie

Almiron



Accurate amout of space between midfield and attack




Wilson



Subs:
Carroll
Joelinton
Gayle / ASM
Shelvey
Longstaff, M
Yedlin
Dummett / Clark
Schar
Dubravka