Match Day Thread Cardiff City v QPR.....Fug Me!

Strange phone call this morning along the lines of:

Masky: Hello, Masky speaking, how can I help?
Caller: Hi Masky, you don’t know me, but I have been recommended to you by a mutual friend (declined to tell me who)!
Masky: what can I do for you?
Caller: I’ve just signed for Cardiff City from league 2 Crewe, looking to buy some fruit at reduced prices, also understand that you have some “Active Man” underpants for sale.....with small stains?
Masky: who gave you my number? BFB....CLINGON....WILLIAM5551? What’s your name pal?
Caller: Perry Ng, he said!
Masky: listen clown, there’s no such thing as cheap in this world, now clear off....with your made up name! Taking Masky for a fool!
Caller: (phone goes down, obviously scared him witless)!

Pals, can you please stop giving my name out to these people trying to get in on the act! Leave me alone with my carrots!

City welcome QPR, big name club, good past....produced some good footballers. No confidence in this city team, a couple of Div 2 players, papering over my crack, doesn’t do it! 1-3 QPR! Ripe bananas....clearance sale...c’mon and see Masky’s bunch!

 

Whats the weather forecast for our capital?
P'ing down here with up to 6 inches forecast overnight. (Phnar, phnar).
Localised flooding likely in our neck of the woods.
Hopefully the game goes ahead.

 

6 inches? Don't tell Masky.

 

If its a masky 6 inches, it'll barely dampen the pavement.

 

Dirty boys!

 

Didn’t realise Charlie Austin was back at Loftus Road. He’s been known to net against us

 

Yes, and I think he scored on his debut for them.

Having said that, I watched him come on as a sub for Brom against Liverpool over the Christmas period. He only had about 15 minutes on the pitch but he looked so slow and lethargic I was gald we didn't end up going for him.

I know he relies on "presence" rather than pace, but at least he wont win any foot races tonight but someone needs to sit on him.

 

Connor Hourihane from PL side AV about to sign for rivals Swansea amid great acclaim from all who know him! Ng from fugging Crewe has signed! Fug me with a jagged tramline somebody please? Clingon......anyone? (No offence pal)! Tramlines for sale, some old, some new! Dylan ‘76.

 

Team:

• 12Smithies
• 2Ng
• 4Morrison
• 16Nelson
• 3Bennett
• 7Bacuna
• 6Vaulks
• 8Ralls
• 23Wilson
• 10Moore
• 19Watters

Substitutes

• 1Phillips
• 9Glatzel
• 11Murphy
• 27Ojo
• 28Sang
• 29M Harris
• 32Bagan
• 33Hoilett
• 36Patten

 

So, Ng and Watters start, Morrison and Moore back and Bacuna in midfield. Looks like Wilson playing wide.

 

I read something yesterday, our man's version is pronounced En Gee.

 

A diamond with no central midfield creativity or ability against a back 5. C’mon Harris ditch Vaulks and put Bacuna in CM and bring on a winger. QPR are garbage and are there for the taking if City play on the floor through the middle and stop these endless punts

 

Not a bad first half. Improved as time went on. Ng has a bit to do to get to this level but at least he's a full back and is in the right places. Could easily have scored.

Watters looks and plays like an update on Danny Ward. Doing okay, making a nuisance of himself and waiting for a chance.

Morrison looks knackered.

 

Harris on for Watters. Need to move the ball more quickly and get some width. 3 wingers on the bench. Will he use one of them?

 

As Confucius once said ”Watters will run where Watters run freely”. Masky said “you get Fug all for Fug all”! Players for sale....cheap!

 

Pitch looking a bit rough. Judging by the faded markings I guess the bloody egg chasers have been on it.

 

So so so bad

 

Neil Harris making Russell Slade look class!

 

I thought commentators were supposed to comment, not ask a bloody question after each statement. Who is this idiot saying "isn't it" every sentence?