Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Good idea this one bro

If he sticks to asking questions and doesn’t try to bring his personality into the post...he’s got a long future on this board

 

Yep. Just accept your role and position in the community Peej ffs, you’re never gonna be on the board of directors like us.

 

Great look into Liverpool current poor form in front of goal.

 

Joint first

 

Don't be ridiculous, it's nowhere near a relegation battle. Stupid comment.

Arsenal aren't going down.

 

Am I on this board of directors Tel? I feel I should be, I've put the time in.

 

Widnae, Widnae, wid.

 

Honestly, from the question I immediately thought there's tons of clubs who have never been relegated from the Premiership. Lower league clubs, non league clubs, all foreign clubs, my local social club, the five of clubs, my pitching wedge golf club, the club used by Captain Caveman, @Tobes club foot. Tons of them.

**** question.

PS. Can I have token third place please?

 

Can imagine Bruce doing the Mike Bassett speech ending with “Newcastle will be playing 8-1-****ing 1” before heroically losing 4-0.

 

Be interesting to see if the Toon players chuck the towel in tonight after Bruce's recent comments.

 

Really hope they double down on the tactics and just link arms on the goal line for as long as possible.

 

Who are Newcastle losing against tonight?

 

What did he say ?

 

Just bought all the cooked roast chickens in Morrisons, went into his office and hasn’t left for three days.

 

Probably stuffing Scotch eggs up his bumhole as we speak.

 

Joint second

 

No Luv, no you’re not. Sorry.

You can apply again in 3 years though, so.

 

FFS, was hoping for Commission and an office n'****.

 

Carroll and Wilson playing. The return of Keegan’s entertainers starts here.