Not boring old threesomes. Us oldies wouldn't get out of bed for a threesome. In fact most of the old bastards on here couldn't get out of bed for a threesome.
My in-laws tried to make me feel old at Christmas by buying me a bottle of Port. Apparently I tried some at their house the previous christmas and liked it (i was ****ing hammered at the time) so they bought me a bottle. It's pretty ok to be fair and does actually go nice with some cheese but it'll be a while before I set aside a port and cheese night I reckon....probably next ****ing Christmas
Bollocks, i'm just trying things now to see if I like them for when that happens.....bit like planning for retirement innit?
Ummm when my legs hurt more from running, when my alcohol consumption when up from binging at the weekend to drinking most days, and when I became older than the players in the team I support. But mostly when my attraction to the opposite sex changed, ie these days I only find a woman 35+ attractive, and think a woman in her 20s is too young and not what I'd be interested in.
Pleased you finished that sentence off by clarifying what you meant there like !! Not sure where I'd draw the line age wise when thinking about the opposite sex like, there's no such thing as too young like and before anyone ****ing jumps on that statement I'm not talking about the Adam Johnson scale here....it would be weird if she were younger than my daughter like I must admit (21). In terms of the other way there is quite clearly a line like.
When new recruits at work were young enough that I could have fathered them. In a few years time, I'd have done enough years in my job that a recruit may well have been born after I joined the job. When I watched Terminator and realised I was older than Arnie was in the film. When footballers started becoming younger than me and now there are managers younger than me (though Alex Neil hasn't aged well by comparison). The weidest one, cos it's the way my brain works, when I realised that my birth date was closer to World war 2 than it is to todays date.
It could be worse. Imagine how Trev feels. The actual day that Trev's birth date became closer to World War 2 than it was to the present day, is now closer to World War 2 than it is to the present day!!
F*ck me, I've just realised that my birth date is closer to World War 1 than it is to the current date.
I had to explain to a 14 yr student the other day who Madonna is! The look in her face as l explained was soul destroying! She said she thought her Gran had mentioned her once or twice.
You do realise that type of remark is likely to scar me for life, that said at my age it probably won't be for long.
Nah. I picture you a bit like Tom Hanks at the end of The Green Mile - ****ing old but with ages left to go. You'll still be posting on here when the rest of us have gone - but nobody will be left to reply, so you'll just need to congratulate yourself everytime we win 3-1