Didn't he score in this fixture last season with a shot that was off target? If anyone can do it, Schlong can.
In fairness it was a stupid yellow to get suspended for as it wasn't exactly a worrying counter attack he stopped. In the heat of the moment of course these things happen, but the ball was out of play there.
If there's one thing we can rely upon Shlong to do, it's to keep surging forward, over and over. Edit: and surge 5 yards too far forward, apparently.