Off Topic The Burly Arms

Check this place out bro. Might be what you're looking for

https://www.haven.com/parks/cornwal...CFoZvqkhpQj1PH1-c1hoCQQwQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

If I remember correctly that was already sorted.

 

Well obvs, he was in WALES

 

Slapper n Chips £4.99

 

Bouncin' in the Grandpa chair

 

Stick a few 20’s in his wallet, smoke taylormades and with his accent, the local slags will think there’s a millionaire in town.

 

What posh chippy you going to?

 

Pretty pissed off that I didn't get to go last year thinking about it.

Couldn't get over the amount of pubs which sold cans tbh.

 

Where the **** were you, a council estate in Merthyr?

 

I was drinking in Merthyr yeah

The centre rather than a council estate mind, though there wasn't much difference.

 

Superb

 

Not a bad guess, eh?

You'll just have to take my word for it that there's a lot of different places to Merthyr.

 

There's quite a few very similar though!

 

Yeah it was very run down compared to other parts of Wales I've been to. I do enjoy a dodgy boozer mind.

Only picked it as it was on the doorstep of the Brecon Beacons and seemed large enough to have plenty of pubs and slags.

Which I was proved correct on I might point out.

 

I was going to go to Llanelli as I met some bird from there when I went to Carmarthen years ago. Quick Google of it being one of the worst town centres in Britain put an end to that idea!

 

Good call, it's grim.

When I first came down to here one of the lads I first worked with used to take me out round Llanelli. There was ONE decent place, some wine bar with an Italian sounding name.
All the pubs were rough as ****.

Sadly, that very bloke got punched and killed on new year eve outside that very bar about three years ago.

 

Good evening everyone.

 

I'd love one of those right now.

 

Having a chill, watched Saving Private Ryan now listening to NFR.