Ken Bigley, dead 7 years today

thanks tina

 

take it to pm you two..tina almost gave me a woody with her handjob comment then

 

Only almost???

I'm ****ing furiously as I type

 

my old faithful just went off

 

A Scouser in the Middle East is always going to have a tough time of it.

In Iran, and under Islamic law, they cut your hand off for being a tea leaf.

Obviously the penatly is a little more severe else where.

 

i've mastered tantra

 

Its nice to see there's a strict "stay on topic" policy applied on this board.

 

Would you have it any other way?

 

im in

 

I would actually.

At least if there's a thread titled "will the lassies on this board get their rat out?" then I'd know where to look instead of possibly stumbling along clunge pics shoehorned among a debate about whether dog owners should pick up dugshite.

 

What a sissy. If you want clunge pics, just pm Jen. Or Hornette.

They'll tell you where to go.

 

Noo i've got a stauner

 

tina sent a pic of her blue waffle to [email protected].

i printed it off and put it through my arch enemy's letterbox who lives 2 streets away from me.

 

dickheed.

 

woo hoo

 

first assessment will be bounciness I think unless you have an idea professor

 

I was thinking we test for stretchiness first. Get their legs open wide and...

...oh, it was tits wasn't it?

In that case, yes. Get them started with some gentle jumping up and down and we measure bounciness using the renowned tit to hand impact method. Scientifically.

 

So when is his adaptation of head & shoulders shampoo coming out

 

not going to tell you about my naked trampolining...keeping that one to myself...yep, definitely.