Off Topic Corona virus

Mate go home, the pub is shut.

 

Not this one it isn't Este,

 

You need a hot toddy or maybe a hot totty take your pick

 

You were right, it's quite dangerous out on the roads. Unfortunately the council have spent all the money on Covid signs.

Stay home, protect your no claims discount, Save £££'s.

 

Just been talking to an old sage mate, he's explained it all to me, apparently it always gets cold this time of year and sometimes its snows, it used to happen every year, (up until last year) he said it used to be seasonal thing, they called it winter or something like that, it wasn't good for your health, especially the elderly , so let's hope this is a one off and it disappears so the poor old bastards don't get any viruses or anything
This snow is pretty though

 

Obviously you have no work today

 

I bumped into Shane Warne in a lift in my building three or 4 years back...

 

Patients in London have been trasferred to hotels

 

Not as yet mate, my ****in van is stuck​

 

Won't they be more susceptible to this so called virus with all those unchecked illegals living a life of luxury in all the hotels up and down the country?

 

Can anyone find the figures for those that have died from flu last year? When I search it I just get Covid figures. It seems flu has disappeared.
That's good news

 

Aren't the common cold and seasonal flu a corona virus anyway?

 

Some here in the Midlands are lying in the back of ambulances for hours on end as they wait for another to die so they can have the bed.

 

Freeloading illegal immigrants have been Protesting outside Napier barracks kent and other places around the country because of living conditions, apparently they can't get skysports or babestation, my ****ing heart bleeds for them, they can get back in their dinghies and **** off back to where they came from if its so bad.
Immigration compliance minister(yeah, me neither) Chris Philp said, "The government take the wellbeing extremely serious, we provide asylum seekers, (he means illegal immigrants) with a safe, warm, COVID SECURE, suitable accommodation with three meals a day all at the British taxpayer expense. the ****ing cheek of it

Why doesn't this ****ing useless government take the wellbeing extremely serious of elderly people, who have paid their dues into the system, and put them in these COVID SECURE places free of charge with three meals a day instead of sending them to expensive care homes where they're supposedly spreading it and dropping like flies WITH the Batflu.

Or, just secure the care homes from the Batflu like they have these immo camps, simple really

 

With all the immigrants hopefully

 

The ONS tends to use the term “flu and pneumonia”

In 2019 there were 26,398 deaths due to flu and pneumonia.

It looks as though they’ve only aggregated the data up until August for 2020 when there were 13,619 due to flu and pneumonia. Obviously you would expect deaths to be higher in Oct-Dec than in the summer months so you would imagine it will end up somewhere in the early 20 thousands.

 

Bono says he is relieved that the test he had confirmed he only has a bad case of Catarrh

In a statement he said.

'Tonight thank god it's phlegm instead of flu'

 

hoi fekker im watching you

 

He's talking to his carer....