Warning off who? Not the mods surely. Satan still has a restraining order out on GA for some of the stuff he posts
I had to go to the dentist for a set of dentures, and he said he'd need to do an impression of my mouth first. Next minute he hid his teeth behind his lips and said 'How does that look?'
I regularly get banned off a certain social media site for posts I consider mildly amusing whilst Mr Zuckerberg disagrees. Anyway their little constabulary suggested I join a private site of theirs that I could not be banned from. To be honest I felt quite priveleged but thought this is a challenge. 48hrs later mission accomplished. Banned for life haha.
I got a warning off Facebook for posting the pic of the auld grannies pole dancing that’s on this thread
I’ve just had a survey off them to fill in asking questions about deleting posts and how fair they are and if I agree, naturally I never agreed
My wife said she is going to take the kids and leave me because of my love affair with Horse racing. I'm looking out the window now, and they're off.
My wife said we should split up because of my obsession with only fools and horses. I said I’ll get my suitcase from the van.