Calvin did there used to be a competition called spot the ball? Yeah Coco and I bleeding well know where it is
Kiko: "The wife's going to be pleased - I didn't get them dirty, so less laundry for her". Kalvin: "Wish I could remember which method the team agreed would be the most painful for this basturd".
Kalvin: "I've never been so embarrassed since The Tranny Three tried to drag me into the bar they go to". (No pun intended).
Look at the state of this pitch Kal I mean come on how you supposed to keep your gloves clean. ****hole this mate