If we run out of medical staff we may need to use vets.. Have you seen how they f*cking take temperatures?
Yesterday one of my good friends told me, I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was a really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.
#63 in the list of things that, according to Mrs Smug, aren't funny. She went to bed with a sore throat and when she woke up said, "Damn I was hoping it wasn't tonsolitus!" I said, "Yeah I'm really disappointed as well, I was hoping for laryngitis."