Off Topic Furniture

I like how the mrs has put one of those anti fart plugs right next to your spot.

 

I read this from the bottom up and thought haha

Then I saw it was you and it wasn't funny

 

Try your eyes for the reading ... your arse is busy enough having rendered your gob redundant

 

Alright calm down grandad I was only jokin

 

I didn't know you went boring af after a drink mate.

 

****ing Hell Gramps

That for real ?

 

Fosse n Luv be arguing about who's turn it is in that beige granddad chair

 

Fosse currently darting home from someone's orifice on his mobility scooter to burn his one so he can buy a better one than @luvgonzo

Cos fosse init

 

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You can see the dark patches where your head and back rest

Might seem like an odd question but do you sit in it naked at all? Like a designated naked day perhaps?

 

Luv sweating it out in his grandpops chair when **** gets tense on Corrie.

 

I have an office in our gaff you Muppet

 

ffs. Can see the head patch but half the chair is darker... luv the sweaty ****er in his naked chair drinking rum perusing his sheep catalogue.

 

Nothing odd in that question at all ...

Run for it @luvgonzo I'll distract him with a story about gladiators whilst you get away ...

 

You got a beige grandad chair in there ?

 

Really? I’m a boring drunk bro.

 

Nope... nor a gay transit van on the drive ...

 

you sold it then ?

 

Bet Luv wrings those sweaty rum soaked patches out too so he can get a refill

 

Covered in vasaline and wearing nothing but cowboy boots and hat