I only have HP with bacon butties, sorry The thought of having it with fish and chips is reprehensible, and frankly you should be ashamed of yourself Otherwise an excellent post
I just had HP with a sausage roll, which is what us normal people do, it obviously shouldn't be anywhere near a fish. The very thought.
Yet another thing the person who says he is more well informed than the ones who get their information from the MSM doesn't know which everybody else does.
True story. In a restaurant with mam, dad and brother, we were children, restaurant was a touch above my dad's pay grade. Dad scans the menu, looking puzzled, waiter comes along for the order, asks dad what he wants to start. 'I'll have the pâté and toast please, without the pate (pronounced as in gate)'. Waiter played a blinder, just wrote it down and carried on round the table.
Salt and vinegar (tartare sauce at a push) is all a piece of battered fish needs. Peas as an accompaniment is purely optional, any talk of curry, ketchup or brown sauce is the domain of people who weren't loved enough as children.
Londesborough chippy on Christmas Eve. Haddock, chips, spam fritter and a free battered sausage (cos she fancied me I reckon) all covered in curry sauce including sultanas. Sat in the van and ate the lot. Covered in scraps and curry when I'd finished. I looked like I'd been fed with a catapult.