First to call it... Could add a shot for each correct answer correct, as most won't be going to work tomorrow & we're all in this together
Seeing as it's January I thought I should do something a bit different for the new year. At first I thought Yoga Master? Then I found Jägermeister! please log in to view this image
Well this is completely different. Denmark's national broadcaster launches new children's cartoon about a man with the 'world's longest penis' who uses it to steal ice-cream, fly like a helicopter and tame lions - to the horror of parents New Danish children's TV show features a man with the 'world's longest penis' | Daily Mail Online
Flattering to think that the first person you think of after reading about a man with an enormous penis is myself. Mind, you yours is the first name that comes to mind when people mention a massive prick.
Hull got a mention on Midsomer Murders yesterday, as the city where one of the suspects used to run a brothel! Before City of Culture of course...