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I'm seeing faces in my fence.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jan 2, 2021.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    His lad deffo spiked his newky brown ale
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    More likely he was sniffing creosote
     
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  3. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    If were Captain I'd be concerned that his family no longer had their faces.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Dear Lord,

    Please let me wake up tommorow with a twisty curvy rapidly erecting duck penis instead of the penis I now have.

    If you grant me this one prayer, I will never ask for anything again. I'll even stop bugging you about Derek Asamoah winning the Balon D'Or.

    Amen
     
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