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    The photo wasn’t copied in full:

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    Many thanks. The equation is incorrect, but now I see the reason for it. Silly me
     
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    Is there a racket .... <whistle>
     
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    Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
    Student: "He is a magician."
    Teacher: "What is his favourite trick?"
    Student: "He cuts people in two."
    Teacher: "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
    Student: "One half brother and one half sister."
     
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    Paddy goes in to a pub and asks for a pint.

    The barman says Whitbread.

    He says yes please 2 slices
     
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    I’m hoping she needs new balls.
     
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    Dear God
     
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    I'd call that a full rack myself.
     
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