I am Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner. Tried on my outfit tonight and my wife said “Give me a twirl”. I thought blimey, it must be convincing
Same here right up above....well 64 degrees above the horizon which feels like it is overhead. #AstroGeek
Bar man to customer: “I had that actor from Sky Fall and No Country for Old Men in the other day” “Javier Bardem?” “No, he can come back anytime he likes.”
What is trashy, if you’re poor but classy if you’re rich? Getting handouts from the government. What’s trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich? Not bringing up your own children.
It comes to something when the most exciting part of New Year’s Eve is the “Pinch, punch, first day of the month (and no returns)”
A point of information (it affects me and may affect some of you)....when overseas travel becomes likely. For a short time the UK government issued passports that were for longer than 10 years....can't remember why now. These passports will only be valid in the EU for the first ten years and not the extra months tagged on. For instance, my passport was issued in September 2011 and will expire in September 2021....despite the quoted expiry date of February 2022. Worth checking if you are in the smallish group that applies to....don't want to get a shock at the airport.
Not mine. He didn't come to visit me. Probably because I called him an overweight, pompous, sanctimonious, judgemental bastard. I don't mind though as he has never given me anything that I wanted anyway.