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Off Topic Shaving??

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 28, 2020.

  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I thought Spes’s entire post was a euphemism and ‘hillman imp’ was his nickname for his newly shaved Little Spes!
     
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  2. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    **** knows what the Marina and Allegro are euphemisms for.
     
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  3. spesupersydera

    spesupersydera Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>




















    ****!
     
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  4. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    I used to go to the barbers with my dad,I reckon I was about 7 or 8 they always asked him anything for the weekend sir?

    When I asked he said don't be nosey.

    It was certainly a few years later before I found out what they meant :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    My parents had a couple of Sunnies. The first one got rear ended at a traffic light and was an insurance write off, about 2 weeks after they bought it new. The second was the replacement. OK if you were in the front seat. Horrible in the back.
     
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  6. Van Winkle bamber

    Van Winkle bamber Active Member

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    Yeah but the question Chaz needed to know, do you shave your balls or not ?
     
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  7. Quill

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    I've not had a shave in nearly a year, since the lockdowns started.

    I look a right scruffy bastard.

    And then, to top it off, nobody bought me any shaving stuff for Christmas. Devastated. Got about 7 different Lynx sets though.
     
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  8. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    So this is you...
    Screenshot_20201229_195507.jpg
     
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  9. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Hair's not that long.

    Beard is not far off <laugh>
     
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  10. x

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    i've been going a month or three without bothering, and even then getting most off with clippers rather than a shaver. when i get to the psychopathic captain birds eye look, it'll be time again.
     
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  11. Ric Glasgow

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    Is this your bollox or your noggin you're discussing here? It's pretty crucial that we know..
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I tend to assume everyone posting on here is talking bollocks, and it seems to be right more often than not. <ok>
     
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  13. Ric Glasgow

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    Especially if they're Daily Mail readers:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I think anyone that gets their information from any of the mainstream sites, is only one step above those that rely on the twiteratti. :emoticon-0103-cool:

    I do find it funny when people dismiss a story simply because of the paper that it is in, seemingly without realising that they're often simply quoting someone. It's a pretty good sign of prejudiced ignorance and a lack of critical thinking skills. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  15. rovertiger

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    I think you could be right about that
     
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  16. x

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    fizzog. i've avoided doing anywhere else.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Two eyed weirdo, is that a side effect of having had CoVid?
     
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  19. DMD

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    Right, I've shaved my cock, now what?


    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else thinking phwooooaarrr
     
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