Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

**** off. If we win a World Cup final thanks to a Harry Kane dive we’ll all be queueing at Heathrow to suck him off.

 

Said by a man who knows it will never happen.

 

Keep your fantasies to yourself please, Windy...

 

How does this work then, mate?

 

He moves himself into a defender who’s already in the air to make it look like the defender has jumped through him and more often than not he gets a free kick for it. It’s clever unless the defender falls awkwardly and breaks his neck.

 

Well I used to dream QPR would win the FA Cup and now that’s had to be revised down to maybe getting to a quarter-final in my hopefully fifty or so years left on the planet.

 

Get a better Manager, you always seem to get the young talent at QPR but....... a piss poor manager

 

Cheers for explaining it. That's naughty and reckless, tbf.

 

He really needs to be pulled up for this. It’s dangerous, reckless, deliberate and puts players in danger of injury.

Basically all the ingredients for a red card offence.

 

Shearer used to do it lot as well iirc.

 

We lost 1-0 at Blackburn thanks to a Shearer dive in my first ever away game the boring cheating bastard.

 

yep sure did .

 

quite right, he did and was praised for it by pundits.
It’s only again due to pundits that people are becoming experts in this long forgotten dark art. It was not really mentioned when defenders did it.

 

So we all Man City today.

in other news, was sausage buttys today.

 

All on Amazon Prime today;

Crystal Palace v Leicester City
Premier League
15:00

Chelsea v Aston Villa
Premier League
17:30

Everton v Man City
Premier League
20:00

 

I've had Prime for a few years now when they weren't showing showing Prem games. A real bonus when they announced last year that they were going to start!

I wonder how long until its an additional cost on top of prime membership?

 

That's not really the worst crime in football is it?

 

That's the thing, Prime at the moment is ridiculously cheap. However, there is a downside, it's dependent on your broadband strength. The problem there for me is I'm a long way from the exchange or whatever it is, and even though I've got fast fibre to compensate, albeit not the top package, it can be a bit hit and miss, dependent on what else you are prepared to shut down from usage at the same time. In other words, would I pay the current price as offered by SKY and BT for Amazon, no I certainly wouldn't. It's much the equivalent quality (poor) of when I PPV the EFL Ifollow to watch my team play.

 

I have Amazon Prime, the value for money is weighted far more on my orders and free deliveries than on the free series/movies they serve up on TV.

If it was TV alone, it wouldn't be worth it for me. Most of the stuff I want to watch you have to pay extra for so bollox to that.

The free prem matches have definitely improved the package though.

 

Not exactly Schumacher is it...

Absolute ****.