Don't mind Oddball, Joey lad. He's just miffed he didn't get his sponge-bath today. It was simple old table-tennis in the common room for patient No: 666
Andrew Johnson's hat-trick at the weekend were his first league goals of the season. He said, "They're like a number 3 bus. You wait ages and then three come along at once". Adel Taarabt said, "yeah, the number 17 is like that too"
Thanks John now try a come up with a joke about your 'Kiddie fiddler'statue or Lilly Allens tears or maybe about the amount of tourists you have. Cheers