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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 20, 2020.

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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Oh mate <laugh>

    The MIL on your jollies as well, always ends well that one. Absolute bonus <rofl>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She’s actually really chilled, I’ve not done too bad in this regard.

    Apart from last time we went away and got a Villa, when she stands about 3mm outside the bedroom door having a laugh on the phone with her mate at 260dB. Yeah cheers, took about an hour to get the kid to sleep.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  6. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    I said that to someone the other day <laugh>

    Just poured another.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Need to drink it wearing an eye patch.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 22, 2020
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's actually the other kind of pirate. Butt pirates. You have to drink it wearing a Spurs shirt.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No need to wear a patch. Putting a hand over one eye works equally well when seeing double <ok>
     
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  10. Chief

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  11. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Love is a very splendid thing....bet she can't wait for June July :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  12. O'l Gravy Leg.

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    Have a good Christmas folks. Blow off that steam that's built up over the past year <ok>

    Living this one through the kids, that and looking forward to the eating :)

    I always thought Christmas TV was bad back home but here in Fi takes it to a whole new meaning of **** Christmas TV <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You sure you got enough?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Trying to wrap.

    Surely supposed to be a happy, joyous occasion, right?

    I ****ing hate it. Worst part of Christmas.

    I can't do it. I can do anything ordinarily. Can I wrap a present?

    Can I ****.
     
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    Chief, Dec 23, 2020
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    They are 5kg truckles so should last me until Boxing Day at least.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 23, 2020
  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Where is here now? You still in :emoticon-0159-musicFinland, Finland, Finland:emoticon-0159-music?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 23, 2020
  18. brb

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    I'm the same, hate wrapping presents. If it ain't a square box, it's a pain in the arse.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You ever tried wrapping a small garden gnome?

    No, thought not!
     
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    Chief, Dec 23, 2020
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    Have to be honest, no. <laugh>

    What I tend to do now, if i've got multiple small awkward shaped items, i get a box and wrap them as one.
     
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