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Off Topic Faces you want to knock the fk oouuuut!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 12, 2020.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ruined your life, so fair enough.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    So what’s the beef between Comm and Slurps about - it’s been going on a while and it looks like a straightener is in the offering.

    Where should they meet up?
    Car Park outside Comms warehouse or
    Car Park outside Slurps retail park.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah... Here's a photo of the fight. gjvqjvthcg931.jpg
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Mother Theresa.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    That’s just a skull.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Surprised no one has said Ronaldo. Is that because he is so obvious that everyone wants to punch him they felt it not worth mentioning?

    I want to slam a door shut on Gareth Bale's enormous nipples.
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Well, hardly ever.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Tbh, he does have a bit of a douchebag look about him.

    If he wasn't a Liverpool player, and so important to the side, his face would irritate me.
     
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  11. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Michael Oliver. Smug ****.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Jose "the best team lost" Mourinho


    But Id just flick his nose and say "awwww bless" <laugh>
     
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  13. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Jamie ****ing Carragher.
     
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    Blueman, Dec 19, 2020
  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Spose you don't like puppy's either
     
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  15. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I love puppies but Carragher? Nah
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The bang average Brazilian.

    Look like a French rapper.

    ****
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Same thing basically. You're weird
     
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    Sucky, Dec 19, 2020
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  18. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Darren Anderton
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The main difference is Jamie Carragher doesn't scoot his bum across the carpet or try humping your leg.
     
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  20. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Cristiano Ronaldo.
    Neymar.
    Patrice Evra.
    Cantona.
    Agbonlahor.
    Lampard.
    Brian Kidd.
    Alex Ferguson.
    Ken Bates.
    Craig Bellamy.
    Alan Shearer.
    Bamford.
    Barmby.
    Paul Ince.
    Sepp Blatter.
    Luca Modric.
    John Fashanu.
    John Scales.
    Graeme le saux.
    Stuart Ripley.


    I could go on....
     
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    NostradEmus, Dec 22, 2020
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