A little boy says to his Dad Why do all the men in our family seem to live to be over a hundred? His Dad replied The secret is to sprinkle a bit of gunpowder over your breakfast every morning son. So the boy does that everyday and lived to be one hundred and ten When he died he left behind three kids, nine grandchildren, twenty seven great grandchildren and a bloody great hole where the crematorium used to be
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the bread winner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. It's our job to take care of you, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, let's call her the working class. And your baby brother, we can call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has filled his nappy. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother wearing ear plugs and busy reading. Not getting any response from her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "That's great, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, the government isn’t listening to the people, capitalism is screwing the working class, and the future is in deep ****."
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