Last night, the missus asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said: "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket!"
I asked the Librarian: "Do you have Great Expectations?" She said: "I did but ended up working in a library".
The M6 and the M1 were in a bar bragging who was the hardest motorway, a little pink lane walks in and they go deadly silent. Barman says whats up with you two youve gone all quiet , they said we dont want to upset him hes a cyclepath.
A Swansea fan liked to amuse himself by scaring anyone wearing a Cardiff City shirt. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, then swerve back to just miss them. One day while driving along, he saw his local priest, so he pulled over and asked, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm on my way to give Mass." replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Cardiff City supporter walking down the road. Instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but this time but heard a loud thud. He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I think I hit that Cardiff fan." “No you didn’t” replied the priest... "I got him with the door."
