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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    6C5A5052-6034-46B2-BBC2-96E7BCC22065.jpeg
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 13, 2020
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Sti ridden slut face aka Amanda
     
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  3. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Lubed up piss weed. Not sure what that would mean or entail.
    Proud or Ashamed??
     
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    LiamO, Dec 13, 2020
  4. Fox Mulder

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    Mouldy split arse
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like your favourite dish
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Lubed up but floppy due to piss weed

    Shame on you
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 13, 2020

  7. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    Mustard Mayonnaise
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Twaty Slut Face
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I can confirm the twaty part
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 13, 2020
  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'd have been more concerned if you could have confirmed the slut face part
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I'll leave that to Chippy to confirm
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Something else I have in common with Pouchy's lass then? We also both think he's a ****!
     
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  13. Fox Mulder

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    Stay on the glue
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    agreed
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 top shagger

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    And I can confirm the ....

    :)

    Edit: And that was before reading the rest of the posts.
     
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  16. cronemeister

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    ****ing hell chippy, scraping the barrel here like aren’t ya? You bored or summit?
     
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    cronemeister, Dec 13, 2020
  17. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Arsey Splitarse if I use my actual initial. Twatty Splitarse if I use the initial of my username on here ! I prefer the latter!

    Noticed that me and CC both born in May like....as all the best people are of course ! <hug>
     
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  18. Fox Mulder

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    Lol you managed to be an arsehole twice
     
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    Mouldy Knob Jockey

    Quite pleased with that.
     
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  20. Charlie Snakescock

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    STI Ridden Knob Head.

    Sweet.
     
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