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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Toby

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    Erik is beeling that he doesn't have a sister or cousin to shag.

    The depressing lonely life of an overweight miserable incel :frown:
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    Oh Derpy, derpy, derpy.
     
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    Plenty of sheep up there in Yarksharr. Probably quite a few foreign breeds, but don’t tell him that.
     
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  4. Toby

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    Doug Stanhope does an amazing sketch about immigration



    The gammons on here should give it a watch <ok> (skip past the hotel room bit)
     
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  5. Toby

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    Doubt his mobility scooter goes faster than a sheep :frown:
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    One of the biggest issues with mass immigration is when millions of people that choose to move here all adhere to a strict ideology that is incompatible with the host nation.

    Their holy book specifically forbids them from having friends or acquaintances outside of their ideology and if their children want to form a romantic relationship with someone indigenous to Britain they face being shunned by their family or even the victim of an honour killing.
    The more Liberal parents would just insist the partner converts .

    Never the other way round.

    Religion transcends borders so a Somalian can be friends with a Bangladeshi they see everyone else as sinners that will burn in hell.
    Islam means submission.

    Their end goal as promised in their magic book is World domination by the ballot box sword or womb .

    Knowing this it's crazy to keep importing people that we already know are here to take over not assimilate or join a happy clappy melting pot of diversity and multiculturalism.

    You don't tend to have this problem with other cultures that move here but as you say Polish will shop in their own shleps and mix and work mainly with their own the same with Chinese Indian Sikhs Hindus etc.

    The ones ****ting in the communal pool raping kids hating gays and women burning French flags, poppies blowing people up driving over people and stabbing in the name of their God are the main problem.

    If we deported ALL Muslims we would pretty much eradicate terrorism and drastically reduce child rape figures instantly.

    The myth that Muslims are here benefitting the economy is also laughable only 20% of Muslim men work and for cultural reasons Muslim women are supposed to stay at home.

    Sadiq is a great example of an ungrateful hateful race grifting incompetent second generation Pakistani.
    He's not British and never will be.

    A human rights lawyer that got rich from the public purse defending terrorists and blocking the deportation of brown faced murderers and rapists.

    The "Community " are told to vote for the local councillor and vote as a block , of course Labour want more Muslims because they want them on the plantation dependent on the government.
     
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  7. Toby

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    General election
    General elections (elections to the UK Parliament) usually take place every 5 years.

    To vote in a general election you must:

    • be registered to vote
    • be 18 or over on the day of the election ('polling day')
    • be a British, Irish or qualifying Commonwealth citizen
    • be resident at an address in the UK (or a British citizen living abroad who has been registered to vote in the UK in the last 15 years)
    • not be legally excluded from voting

    Derp
     
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  8. DMD

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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You do realise that someone replied to hundreds of posts with Derp until E.R adopted it ?

    It was **** and unfunny the first 100 times but now that others are doing it you don't like it and that's why it's funny . <laugh>
     
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  10. Erik

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    Britain isn't a mongrel country at all. Britain is, or at least was, one of the most ethnically-homogenous nations in Europe (probably the world). This is a modern platitude for ideologues like you, created to operate in lieu of an argument. There is no history of such claims whatsoever. Your point about hundreds-of-thousands of years intrigues me, because it makes one wonder how races ever came to evolve at all

    I don't doubt you'll come back with some typically-trite response about 'Anglo-Saxons' and 'Celts', inspired by Benjamin Zephaniah or some other rootless black chap with an interest in distorting the truth, and think yourself quite clever for doing so, so I'll pre-empt it. Every comment-worthy population change in Britain was resisted

    The Neolithic peoples resisted the Bronze Age invaders, evidence from the South Coast suggests the Bronze Age cultures resisted an invasion in 1,200 BC, the Iron Age Celts fought the Romans, the Romans established a de facto apartheid state and then dotted the coast with the 'Saxon Shore Forts' after raids on the dying Imperial province from Germanic tribes, the sub-Roman Britons resisted the Anglo-Saxons (ironically after inviting them in to 'do the jobs Brits wouldn't do' and act as mercenaries against Irish and Frisian pirates), the Anglo-Saxons resisted the Vikings and Normans... The English, Welsh and Scots are virtually indistinguishable from an ethnic perspective, the Irish little different either, and indeed all share ancestry from the same groups. Are you to tell me that they are one and the same? That there are no cultural or political differences, the causes of which stretch back at least a millennium-and-a-half?

    I mixed nothing. Read it again if you're struggling

    A second mistake regarding what I said. Please learn to read before labelling others '******s', ******

    It doesn't escape anyone's attention that you talk a lot and rarely say anything, Toby. How many times can one man respond to others' points with 'derp' and 'right-wing ****' because he has no argument? Surely not tens-of-thousands of times over a decade? Oh...
     
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    When bereft of a decent argument, simply post clips of a ranting American "comedian" who talks like an Alzheimer's patient with alcoholism
     
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    <ok>
     
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    crazed lefties always shoot themselves in the foot
     
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    <laugh> I threw a few derps out because I have better things to do with my life. I spend waaaay too much energy arguing low-IQ posts like yours.

    I wonder what history books you've been reading <laugh>

    Most of the peeps you mentioned were themselves invaders. Do you think the Anglo Saxons came from the UK? <laugh>

    The vikings didn't invade us? <laugh>

    Etc...

    You don't seem to even know what ethnicity means.

    Your pathetic white supremacist views are outdated and based on a simplistic view of the world, selecting random chunks of history to prove a ******ed point.

    Have you ever met a foreign person?
     
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    ****-a-doodle-doo... No wonder this is the creature that Toby idolises

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Stanhope

    1) His mother Bonnie (née Kirk) was a waitress. A recovering alcoholic, she divorced her husband when Stanhope was ten years old... In 2008, at her request, she wished for Stanhope to be involved in an assisted suicide with a mixture of cocktails and prescription morphine. Stanhope waited until the statute of limitations had expired for the ensuing credit card fraud before telling the story in his stand-up act and his second book

    2) At age 12, Stanhope's school psychiatrist wrote a letter to his mother detailing his concern with Stanhope's tendency to sketch gory images and adult-themed cartoons, suggesting he was "in need of professional help".[6] Stanhope quit school at fifteen

    3) Before he started comedy full-time, Stanhope worked in telemarketing, "borderline legal stuff, trying to scam people basically"

    4) Although his views have led people to believe that he is a liberal, he does not accept this characterization. Stanhope says that libertarianism was a phase he went through, but described himself as an anarchist in 2017

    5) In 2004, he endorsed the Free State Project, a proposed political migration of at least 20,000 libertarians to a single low-population state, in order to make the state a stronghold for libertarian ideas. According to Stanhope this is an idea "that could produce tangible change in our lifetime."

    6) In 2012, Stanhope originally supported Republican Ron Paul for the 2012 presidential election, but later endorsed LibertarianGary Johnson

    7) In 2002, Stanhope and his girlfriend Renee Morrison staged a marriage ceremony in Las Vegas. He later said that it was "mocking the institution of marriage", and that it was not legal.[44] At one point, the two were expecting a child but opted for abortion, and Stanhope got a vasectomy.[2] Stanhope dated comedian and former attorney Betsy Wise for 18 months.[2] Around 2005 Stanhope met his current partner Amy "Bingo" Bingaman, who he has referred to as his girlfriend and wife,[8][6] and they reside in Bisbee, Arizona. Stanhope is opposed to having children and cites overpopulation as a reason.

    8) Stanhope is known for his heavy alcohol consumption and is a self-confessed drunk.[2][13] In a 2011 interview, he said the last time he was sober on stage was in 2003.[24] He is also known for dressing in thrift store clothing

    9) He describes himself as pro-choice and pro-drug.[6] In an interview with PETA, Stanhope criticized the use of wild animals for entertainment purposes as well as the fur trade
     
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    <laugh>

    Silly **** can't even read! Literally so desperate to win the argument that he inadvertently repeats my points thinking it's a win for him!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    Speaking of British history one of my greatest heroines was Boudica Queen of Iceni.

    She got ****ed off with the Roman invaders jumped on her chariot and drove down to London via Colchester and Chelmsford with her army kicking ass.

    Back when feminism meant an empowered woman and not a fat lefty ugly dike man hater .
     
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  18. Erik

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    "I have better things to do with my life" says the man who's posted on here thousands more times than I have
     
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    <laugh>

    Well you know, Derpers gotta derp.
     
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    Obviously they won't have been using spades for such a task, so if Archie et al could just leave their shovels at the side of the deep pit they are in, someone will fetch a ladder to help them out. <ok>
     
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