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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You ****s. Chrimbo thread. The Holly and the Ivy (Ivy MacDonald, my first blow job).
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Tunes
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    2000 Miles
    Driving Home for Christmas
    Grub
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    Misc
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    Thank you Baby Cheeses. Job done.
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    wot r use buying ur over hafs?
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Mrs Grove is getting a bottle of gin. She doesn't like the gin that much but loves the bottle it comes in, she puts strings of lights in them and uses them for ornaments.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    A years membership of the Tate Galleries.

    And a 12” black rubber cock.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Upto to mothers with wee c, my brother is back from America and his wife will be there, haven't met her yet, big loud Texan, cant wait.

    Daughter is having hers in her Presbyterian inlaws, bit devastated by it tbh, losing my wee bird :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    You gotta let go at some point Ciaran.
     
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    Flowers and a nice vase
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I’m think of getting her one of those mobile air conditioners which can go in my studio
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is it your brother who is married to the Jewish bird?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A new belt and bag.
















    The vacuum cleaner should work a treat on Christmas Day <party>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Aye but he's divorced her sure and married again, shes full scale BLM and feminist **** on social media and I'm not one for biting my tongue so there could be a riot in Chez Henry xmas day
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    A Yankee candle and a bottle of baby cham
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah **** yeah, think I do remember you saying they divorced. Try and video the arguments please, failing that we could all do Zoom calls?
     
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    Now I know what presents Archie has got for me, it's all a bit of an anti climax.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Was going to put a bow on it and everything.
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    Get her telt!
     
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