GA, we have standards. Albeit ultra low standards but nevertherless standards. Congratulations my friend you have just gone below them .
Remember - if you visit a Tier 2 pub next week it’s ILLEGAL to carry on drinking after you’ve finished your meal. So leave one chip on the plate and then order 15 pints!
And the do gooders made him change the name https://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport-1098/20180624/281560881522156
When I was young we were very poor and I sometimes had to wear my sister's old clothes to school. Turned up in the same dress as my teacher one day. Don't know who was more embarrassed, him or me.