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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The size of his bugle, you would think he'd be first in the queue, for masks.
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

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    100000% he’s in the large part of the Venn diagram that doesn’t cover the nose with a mask anyway.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    His missus may well have bought many for him over the years tbf ... he might just be rebelling generally ... as his tweet evidences <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    For anyone who’s interested, here’s the detailed legal breakdown of why the ‘common law’, Magna Carta ‘defence’ that the lads in the factory and others @aberdude seem to think is water tight, is in fact, pure unadulterated horse ****.

    Maybe that dopey bint in Kirklees with the hair salon should have taken some actual decent legal advice, and not just accepted the word of some clueless Noddy on FB, before racking up £27k in fines.......

    https://thesecretbarrister.com/2020...law-give-you-immunity-from-covid-regulations/
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Slavery? What a ****.
    He's just pissed off because his mask looks like this:
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's gonna be a fun winter...Got a cold, got flu, just take 2 weeks off incase you have Covid.
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

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    If you’ve got a cold or flu you probably shouldn’t be working around people anyway.

    You might as well take a fortnight off but I’d wait until after the bank holidays.
     
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  8. Solid_Air 2

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    you certainly should never be going to work with suspected flu .
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If you had flu, you wouldn’t be going to work, you’d have trouble going to the kitchen.

    I take his point though; many firms are full of workshy ****ers who will grab the first excuse to sit indoors on full pay; meanwhile someone else cops for their share of the graft. Can be a bit frustrating for someone with a strong work ethic, that.
     
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  10. Libby

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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I find myself in the strange position of agreeing with Ian Duncan Smith today regarding his stance on the 5 day nonsense about Christmas and its impact on this new tier system. He's written a good article in The Telegraph.
     
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  12. Solid_Air 2

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    I have to say in regard to advice given by someone whose surname is Useless i feel it is best to treat it with a degree of circumspection personally .<whistle>
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Moving a step closer to seeing Piers Morgan injected with bad monkey aids on live TV

    he is already autistic so no danger for him.
     
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    Ah the Pompey fan strikes . :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  15. Bwood_Ranger

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    Painful all these ****ing gammon magnets being allowed to tweet what they know is fake news about this.

     
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  16. Tobes

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    He blocked me ages ago for making what I thought was an extremely witty comment about his hair.

    Hancock trotted out the same lie this morning btw. Utterly shameless.
     
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  17. Bwood_Ranger

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    This guy?

     
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    So we'll be the first country to use the vaccine while the rest of the world watches?
    There's a sizeable **** up on the way,i'd bet serious money on it.
     
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    It’s as safe as it can be. Fortunately this isn’t a mate of Hancock’s who has a chemistry GCSE deciding it’s cool to crack on. It won’t happen en masse much before anywhere else.
     
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  20. armchairblue

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    You going to have it?.......I'll wait for the oxford one,don't like the sound of this one.
     
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