Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Newcastle won last night and the pubs are opening next Friday and if you're a homo gyms opening on Tuesday, what a great day.

 

What kind of 'meal' do you get away with down there Mick?

 

Pub grub,carvery, fish and chips etc nothing too fancy, getting food in ie pizza is not allowed must have own kitchen,chef etc

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55115037

Get it rolled out Minister

 

The Iraqi bloke

 

Chemical Ali

 

Sophie Scholl was a German student and anti-Nazi political activist, active within the White Rose non-violent resistance group in Nazi Germany.

She was convicted of high treason after having been found distributing anti-war leaflets at the University of Munich (LMU) with her brother, Hans. As a result, she was executed by guillotine.

The guy that walks up is the security guard handing in his vest. Her reaction says a lot.

 

Environment Secretary George Eustice told LBC Radio that Scotch eggs would constitute such a meal "if there were table service".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55129828

 

How about a jar of pickled eggs and pork scratchings?

 

I doubt it, I think the power of the scotch egg relies on it appearing like a huge coronvirus and scaring the others away. It's why it has to be brought to you, to fool the others into thinking it is airborne.

 

The wee b+Q greeter said to me ( and everyone entering) to use the hand sanitiser and put on a mask ...

Everyone was masked up and using the sanitizer like it was liquid gold

I , un masked , didn’t bother...

he followed me in and repeated it , I carried on my way and he gave me a loud tut

Auld ****

but it was amazing to watch everyone just pour on the sanitizer without a care cause some auld **** told them to !

 

I do like a bespoke Scotch egg , I bought one from a little family run cafe a few years back and it was still hot with a runny egg .

Delicious

 

FREEDOM.

Got your eye on a new shed?

 

I was click and collecting after a wander and the woman at the collection point refused to look at my phone screen

I was to read the number out as they are not allowed to look at other people mobiles due to Covid

 

He needs a space for the iron lung that's imminent.

 

Some extras for garden ... building a wee ‘nook’ to shelter me from wind n rain


Baz is already doing me a deal on a a new shed built by eastern block refugees

 

Italy's Calabria has two pandemics: Covid and the mafia.

Calabria has been left behind by decades of political mismanagement and plunder by its mafia, the 'Ndrangheta, which infiltrated the healthcare system.

Criminal gangs seized resources and ran up massive debts, leading to 18 of its public hospitals being closed and savage cuts to beds and staff.

Just days ago, a top local politician was arrested, charged with laundering money through 'Ndrangheta-controlled pharmacies in exchange for mafia support.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55098415

 

Faggedabaahdit

 

A few months I was doing the lottery in a garage and they wouldn't lend me a pen to use