Asking every club to retire the number 10 shirt in a tribute to maradonna........ Would it not be more fitting to ask the groundsman to remove all the white lines instead??
I woke the missus up in the middle of the night and told her I was stressed and that only a blowjob would help. She said, “Where are you going to find a cock to suck at three o’clock in the morning?”
I can't help feeling lately that I'm accident prone...… Firstly a book fell on my head. I know . . . . I only have my shelf to blame. Then 3 days ago I dropped a tub of Utterly Butterly on my toe, and now I can’t believe it’s not better.